AFGHANI

Afghani is a legendary indica strain known for its roots in the ancient landscapes of Afghanistan, the origin of many classic cannabis varieties. Renowned for its heavy resin production inherited genetically through generations, Afghani offers a deeply soothing experience, marked by a sweet and earthy flavor profile. It envelops users in a profound state of relaxation and euphoria, making it a favorite among those seeking relief from insomnia, pain, and stress. This strain’s potent effects also stimulate appetite, making it an ideal choice for medical marijuana patients needing to manage physical discomfort and enhance their overall wellbeing.

ALASKAN THUNDERFUCK

Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian Ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Known for possessing a relaxing yet intensely euphoric high, it is also described as having a “creeper” effect as well as pronounced appetite enhancement.

AMNESIA

AMNESIA

Unleash the uplifting power of Amnesia, a sativa masterpiece crafted from the legendary genetics of Cinderella 99 and Jack Herer. Known for sparking a surge of creativity and euphoria, Amnesia delivers a cerebral whirlwind that's perfect for changing the mood. With its high THC levels, this strain offers a profound potency that novice enthusiasts should approach with respect. Embrace the energizing escape of Amnesia and transform your day into a vibrant tapestry of inspired thoughts and blissful smiles.

BLUEBERRY HAZE

Drift into the delightful fusion of Blueberry Haze, where the sweet, succulent flavors of Blueberry blend seamlessly with the uplifting vibes of Haze. This hybrid strain invites you on a euphoric journey, tantalizing your taste buds while lifting your spirits to new heights. Perfect for those seeking a happy escape, Blueberry Haze offers a gentle yet profound high. Take it slow with this dreamy delight; too much and you may find yourself floating off to a blissful slumber in the clouds.

BLUE CHEESE

Immerse yourself in the rich tapestry of flavors with Blue Cheese, a standout Indica hybrid born from the union of a Blueberry male and a classic U.K. Cheese female. This strain seduces the senses with a unique blend of sweet berries and bold blue cheese, creating a creamy, savory experience that echoes the cherished Cheese lineage. Ideal for evening relaxation, Blue Cheese melts away stress, eases muscle spasms, and alleviates pain, ushering in a state of blissful calm as the day draws to a close.

BOSS DRANK

Boss Drank is a remarkable hybrid strain resulting from the combination of E85 and Collins Ave. Collins Ave is renowned for its fragrance reminiscent of tangy cream, similar to Greek yogurt, while its flavor embodies a delightful blend of citrusy sweetness and vanilla cream. On the other hand, E85 is a well-loved hybrid strain that captivates users with its dessert-like aroma and a taste that exudes a harmonious fusion of sweet creaminess and candy-like notes with a hint of gas. The fusion of these two distinct strains gives rise to Boss Drank, characterized by a captivating aroma of sweet creamy gas, and a smooth smoking experience that unveils a pleasant combination of sweet citrus, candy, and cream flavors.

CHEESECAKE

Unwind with Cheesecake from DANK By Definition. This indica-dominant hybrid offers sleepy, relaxed, and hungry effects. Its earthy, sweet aroma and blue cheese, sweet flavor, combined with Limonene, create a satisfying and premium experience.

CHEESE & CHONG

Cheese & Chong is a distinctive hybrid strain that brings together Cheese and Casey Jones, creating a potent blend with a sativa dominance. Known for its invigorating high, this strain is a favorite among experienced cannabis enthusiasts. The buds release a robust aroma of sharp cheese mixed with earthy notes, enticing users with its pungent scent. Ideal for those seeking relief from pain and stress, Cheese & Chong offers a joyful euphoria that energizes the mind while easing the body.

CHERRY PIE

Step into the world of Cherry Pie, a delectable hybrid that fuses Granddaddy Purple with F1 Durb to deliver a sweet ensemble of joy. Its buds bloom with dense clusters of orange hairs veiled in a purple hue, exhaling a fragrance rich in sweet and sour cherry pie nuances. This strain invites you on a joyful ride, accentuating moments of laughter and euphoria, making every session a memory worth cherishing. Ideal for those looking to add a sprinkle of happiness to their day, Cherry Pie transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary ones with its uplifting effects.

DURBAN POISON

Explore the vibrant energy of Durban Poison, a pure sativa that hails from the bustling port city of Durban, South Africa. Renowned for its sweet aroma and invigorating effects, Durban Poison is your go-to strain for a burst of euphoric clarity and boundless energy. Perfect for powering through a busy day, embarking on outdoor adventures, or igniting a wave of creativity, this strain's oversized resin glands make it a favorite among concentrate aficionados. Each bud is a spectacle of round, chunky glory, heavily coated with trichomes, promising a potent and exhilarating experience. Elevate your senses and productivity with the distinctively uplifting Durban Poison.

EARTHSHAKER OG

Unleash the formidable force of Earthshaker OG, a dynamic variant of OG Kush. This strain boasts a powerful sativa-dominant high that creeps upon you with a robust and enduring buzz. Adorned in deep shades of green, the buds exude an aromatic fusion of skunk and piquant cheese. Earthshaker OG delights the palate with earthy, hash-like flavors, accented by sweet undertones of citrus and lemongrass. Prepare for an exhilarating experience that shakes the senses and elevates the mind.

F1

Step into the fast lane with F1, a premium sativa. This elite strain forms the backbone of the famous F1 Durb and the iconic GSC lineage. F1 is celebrated for its immediate and intense sativa effects, reminiscent of a jet soaring into the sky. Known for delivering rapid cerebral euphoria, F1 is ideal for those seeking a quick escape to elevated heights. Embrace the power of this high-flying sativa and experience a burst of creativity and energy that propels your day forward.

FACE OFF OG

Unmask unparalleled relaxation with Face Off OG, a potent indica born from the seeds of a legendary OG Kush phenotype in California during the late '90s. This strain, named after the iconic 1997 thriller where identities are intricately swapped, offers a profound journey into deep relaxation. This 70/30 indica-dominant hybrid catapults you into a dizzying euphoria that might make you feel as if you're stepping into someone else’s shoes. Ideal for veteran enthusiasts, Face Off OG delivers a crushing wave of full-body relief, perfect for unwinding physical discomfort or indulging in a tranquil weekend escape. Embrace the intense psychoactive experience and let Face Off OG peel away the stress of the day, layer by layer.

FIRE OG

Ignite your senses with Fire OG, a premium hybrid from DANK By Definition. Enjoy its hungry, sleepy, and euphoric effects, paired with a refreshing citrus lemon aroma. The lemon and pine flavor, enriched with Myrcene, promises a high-quality, uplifting experience.

FLOOR 13

Floor 13 is a unique hybrid strain resulting from the combination of strain 4516 and Red Velvet. It exhibits a distinctive and appealing aroma of earthiness intertwined with delightful hints of sweet candy and fruit. When ignited, the flavor profile takes on a pleasantly acidic quality, delivering a smoking encounter that is both potent and refined. For connoisseurs of cannabis, this is an exceptional selection that should not be overlooked.

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

Experience the cherished GSC, an indica-dominant hybrid that hails from California. Known also as "Girl Scout Cookies," this strain is a blend of OG Kush and F1 Durban, delivering a symphony of euphoric and relaxing effects. Ideal for seasoned users, GSC envelops you in happiness and a profound sense of calm, perfect for unwinding. Its pungent, dessert-like aroma and flavor burst with notes of mint, cherry, and lemon, making each session a decadent escape.

GOLDEN GOAT

Golden Goat was created by accident in Topeka, Kansas, when a male Hawaiian-Romulan pollinated Mr. Dank's Island Sweet Skunk. The scent is described as being a combination of sweet, sour, and spicy, with a tropical fruit flavor. Its full-body effects provide a delightful rush of euphoria and creative spark. Golden Goat is known for its bright green nugs with fiery orange-colored pistils. The strain gives the impression of small golden pieces that are dense and coated in a sheet of resinous trichomes, and the scent will fill up a room as soon as you open the bag.

GRAPE APE

Grape Ape stands out as a distinctive indica with a lineage that includes Mendocino Purps, Skunk, and Afghani. Named for its unmistakable grape-like aroma, this strain envelops users in a blanket of carefree relaxation. Its deep purple buds mature to their full lushness after 7 to 8 weeks, displaying a visually stunning palette that hints at the potency within. Grape Ape is particularly favored for its ability to alleviate pain, stress, and anxiety, offering a soothing escape that also tends to stimulate appetite. This makes it an excellent choice for those needing relief from daily pressures while indulging in the rich, fruity flavors that define its unique character.

GREEN CRACK

Green Crack, also known as "Green Crush" and "Mango Crack," is a potent sativa marijuana strain made by crossing Skunk #1 with an unknown indica. This strain is beloved by many consumers for its energizing effects. But don’t let the name fool you: this is pure cannabis. Few strains compare to Green Crack’s sharp energy and focus as it induces an invigorating mental buzz that keeps you going throughout the day. With a tangy, fruity flavor redolent of mango, Green Crack is a great daytime strain that may help consumers fight fatigue, stress, and depression.

GUSHERS

Elevate your mood with Gushers from DANK By Definition. This hybrid strain offers tingly, uplifting, and euphoric effects. Enjoy its fruity, earthy, and grape aroma, paired with a sour-sweet, tropical flavor, for a premium and invigorating experience.

HINDU KUSH

Indulge in Hindu Kush, a top-quality indica from DANK By Definition. Enjoy its sleepy, hungry, and relaxed effects, accompanied by an earthy sandalwood aroma. The earthy, woody flavor and Limonene-rich profile offer a serene, high-quality experience.

HUMBOLDT POUND CAKE

Indulge in the decadence of Humboldt Pound Cake, a hybrid strain as rich and alluring as its namesake dessert. While this strain's full flavor profile and effects are still being unraveled, early adopters describe a complex blend of aromatic subtleties reminiscent of a fresh bakery. Ideal for those eager to explore a new sensory experience, Humboldt Pound Cake promises a balanced journey that caters to both body and mind. Whether you’re unwinding after a long day or seeking a burst of creativity, this strain invites you to savor each moment like a slice of gourmet cake. Join the discovery and share your own review as we piece together the full mosaic of Humboldt Pound Cake’s delights.

JACK DIESEL

Jack Diesel, a vigorous Sativa hybrid, marries the aromatic brilliance of Jack Herer with NYC Diesel, forging a profile rich in floral and diesel nuances. This strain dazzles the palate with woody and sweet fruity notes, sparking potent and enduring effects. The initial sativa surge offers a calming embrace, swiftly followed by a vibrant wave of energy that ignites creativity and stimulates appetite. Ideal for those seeking a dynamic lift to their day, Jack Diesel delivers an invigorating experience reminiscent of classic Haze varieties.

LEMON HAZE

Lemon Haze, a sparkling sativa, enlivens the senses with its zesty, citrus-infused aroma reminiscent of fresh peeled lemon slices. Born from a lively dance between Lemon Skunk and Silver Haze, this strain boasts a visual appeal as enticing as its flavor, with buds that meld green and yellow hues beneath a veil of amber trichomes. The result is a yellow-tinted spectacle that captures the essence of sunlight. Engage in the uplifting, energetic effects of Lemon Haze, which enhances creativity and invigorates the mind, making it an ideal companion for day-time adventures or creative pursuits. Dive into the refreshing zest of Lemon Haze and let its lively buzz brighten your day from the first exhale.

LEMON SKUNK

Lemon Skunk, also celebrated as 'Lemon Skunk OG,' is a sativa-dominant hybrid that energizes and uplifts with its mellow yet vibrant high. Born from two carefully selected Skunk phenotypes, this strain delights with a bold fusion of skunky and sharp lemon aromas, making each breath a refreshing burst of citrus splendor. Quick-acting and joy-inducing, Lemon Skunk sweeps away mental fog, instilling a cheerful buoyancy. Dominated by myrcene, it is a popular choice among those seeking relief from stress and depression, brightening days with its zestful spark.

MANGO SHERBERT

Step into a tropical escape with Mango Sherbert, an indica-dominant delight that intertwines the lush sweetness of Mango Trees and Mango Kush with the creamy notes of Sherbert. This strain cultivates fluffy, resin-rich buds that burst with the juicy aromas of ripe mangoes and a hint of sherbet. Perfect for inspiring motivation and creativity, Mango Sherbert offers an uplifting experience, making it the ideal companion for afternoon adventures or a burst of artistic inspiration.

MEGAN FOXXX

Megan Foxxx stands out as a charismatic and versatile cannabis strain, captivating users with its potent effects. Its alluring skunky, dank aroma paired with its potential therapeutic benefits makes it a great strain for cannabis users at any level. Whether seeking relaxation, creativity, or simply a moment of bliss, this strain is sure to leave a lasting impression.

MENDO BREATH

Step into a world of profound tranquility with Mendo Breath, an exquisite Indica known for its deep, comforting embrace. Crafted by crossing OGKB with Mendo Montage, this strain offers a sublime fusion of sweet vanilla and rich caramel aromas. Perfect for unwinding after a long day, Mendo Breath invites you to a state of euphoria and potent body relaxation, ideal for soothing pain and prepping for restful slumber. Its dense, frosty buds mature in about sixty days, promising a harvest as rewarding as its effects.

OG KUSH

OG Kush, a legendary strain that emerged in Florida during the early '90s, is famed for its complex aroma blending fuel, skunk, and spice. This iconic hybrid, which involves genetics from Northern California, Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Hindu Kush, is best known for its robust lemon-pine-fuel scent and a high-THC profile delivering both cerebral and physical effects. Often referred to as “Original Gangster,” OG Kush represents the genetic backbone of many West Coast strains, giving rise to famous varieties like GSC and Headband. Enjoyed later in the day, it effectively helps alleviate stress, anxiety, and pain, while providing a satisfying munchies kick.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain made by crossing Trainwreck with Hawaiian. While this strain rose to fame on the silver screen in 2008 amidst the release of Pineapple Express, it is a real strain that you can find on the shelves of dispensaries across the country. Since then, this strain has become a favorite in the hearts and minds of cannabis lovers. Pineapple Express produces long-lasting energetic effects that you can feel right away. It may make you feel buzzy, alert, and creative. The best time to smoke Pineapple Express is best in the morning, afternoon, or early evening hours. In terms of flavor, this strain packs a punch to your pallet with bright citrus notes infused with pineapple and earthy pine.

PURPLE PANTY DROPPER

Discover Purple Panty Dropper by DANK By Definition. This indica-dominant hybrid brings aroused, sleepy, and hungry effects with a rich sweet aroma. The flavors of grape and lavender, along with Limonene, create a high-quality, unforgettable experience.

PURPLE THAI

Purple Thai, affectionately known as "Oregon Purple Thai" or "OPT," is a sativa-dominant marvel that springs from the union of Highland Oaxacan Gold and Chocolate Thai. This vibrant strain delights with its uplifting and focused effects, perfect for invigorating the mind during social activities or creative endeavors. The aromatic fusion of earthy and sweet chocolate notes makes each session a rich sensory experience, while its potent effects help dissolve stress and inspire happiness, making Purple Thai a favored choice for those seeking both relief and a joyful zest for life.

PURPLE TRAINWRECK

Purple Trainwreck, often referred to by names like Granddaddy Wreck or Purple Wreck, marries the invigorating effects of Trainwreck with the soothing qualities of Mendocino Purps. This hybrid strain boasts a rich aromatic profile that combines notes of citrus, pine, and lavender. It's celebrated for delivering a high that blends cerebral stimulation with substantial physical relaxation, making it a favorite among those seeking relief from stress, pain, and anxiety. The optimal growing conditions for Purple Trainwreck are warm and dry climates, ensuring its best performance and yield.

RAINBOW BELTS

Elevate your mood with Rainbow Belts from DANK By Definition. This hybrid strain brings talkative, euphoric, and giggly effects. Enjoy its sweet, fruity aroma and tropical tree fruit flavor, enriched with Caryophyllene, for a premium and uplifting experience.

RANDY MARSH

Randy Marsh is a potent hybrid strain resulting from a cross between Apples and Bananas and Gary Payton. Its effects are felt almost instantaneously, delivering a powerful impact to the mind and inducing a state of profound euphoria. As your consciousness ascends to greater heights, you'll experience a surge in energy accompanied by heightened focus, occasionally leading to fits of laughter.

RUNTZ ETHER

Runtz Ether is a unique hybrid strain known for its exceptional potency. It is a rare variant derived from the well-known Alien Dawg, a hybrid resulting from the crossbreeding of Chemdawg and Alien Technology. The high induced by Runtz Ether is characterized by a harmonious blend of euphoria and relaxation, a common trait found in many hybrid strains regardless of their dominance being indica or Sativa. Users often find this strain particularly effective in alleviating stress and anxiety.

SKYWALKER OG

Skywalker OG, an Indica-dominant hybrid, is renowned for its robust THC levels. It results from crossing Mazar with Blueberry OG, enriched by a terpene profile dominated by myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene. This strain's effects are profoundly relaxing and euphoric, making it ideal for alleviating stress, pain, and symptoms of anxiety and depression. Skywalker OG is aptly named after the Star Wars saga, reflecting its powerful effects that can transport users to a galaxy far, far away. Its aroma and flavor profile features a spicy, herbal essence underscored by diesel and pine, providing a soothing yet invigorating experience.

STRAWBERRY HAZE

Indulge in the delightful essence of Strawberry Haze. This sativa-dominant gem captured the top prize is known for its intoxicating aroma of fresh strawberries, Strawberry Haze offers a burst of sweet, fruity flavor that enhances its allure. Perfect for those seeking a sweet escape, Strawberry Haze delivers an uplifting, talkative buzz that energizes the spirit and sparks creativity, making it ideal for artistic explorations or social gatherings.

STRAWNANA

Indulge in Strawnana, a balanced hybrid from DANK By Definition. This strain offers relaxed, happy, and focused effects, accompanied by a sweet, fruity aroma. The delightful strawberry flavor ensures a high-quality and enjoyable experience.

THIN MINT

Step into the cool, invigorating world of Thin Mint, a prestigious hybrid and a notable phenotype of the legendary GSC. Adorned with dark green and royal purple hues that shimmer beneath a dense crystal coating, Thin Mint is as visually stunning as it is potent. Its aroma is a refreshing blend of sweet mint, revealing the unique character and lineage of this strain. Known for its powerful full-body effects that blend the best of indica and sativa traits, Thin Mint offers an intense experience suited for seasoned cannabis enthusiasts.

TROPICANA COOKIES

Tropicana Cookies, also known as "Tropicanna Cookies," is a hybrid that combines the sharp citrus notes of Tangie with the powerful, sweet essence of GSC. This strain is known for its striking purple buds that are accented with dark green and vibrant orange hairs. Tropicana Cookies offers an energetic and uplifting experience, enhancing focus while potentially aiding in the relief of anxiety, stress, and depression. Its unique flavor profile makes it a favorite among those who appreciate a good blend of citrus and sweetness in their cannabis.

VELVET VAMPIRE

Velvet Vampire is an exquisite hybrid strain derived from the combination of Red Velvet Cake and London Pound Cake. It entices the senses with a fragrant vanilla frosting aroma and offers a delectable and creamy flavor profile. Alongside its delightful taste, this strain provides a highly enjoyable high that combines soothing and grounding effects, creating a sense of relaxation and elevation.

WIFI OG

Experience the potent fusion of Fire OG and The White with WiFi OG, a hybrid known for its vigorous effects and crisp, sour aroma highlighted by notes of citrus and diesel. This high-THC strain delivers a balanced blend of uplifting cerebral activity and soothing physical relaxation, making it a favorite among those seeking to alleviate stress, depression, and anxiety. With its sharp, spicy herbal flavors, WiFi OG is perfect for experienced users looking for a powerful yet balanced adventure.

WILD THAI

Explore the exhilarating purity of Wild Thai, a 100% sativa landrace from the vibrant Ko Chang archipelago. With buds dressed in bright orange hairs and a snowy coat of trichomes, this strain offers an explosion of rich citrus flavors. Wild Thai is intensely stimulating, perfect for adventurers and thinkers alike, seeking to enhance physical sensations and cerebral clarity. Ideal for combating depression, pain, and stress, it promises a journey of uplifting clarity and boundless energy.